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Does anyone have any good you mama jokes?

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Of course! Here are a few "Yo mama" jokes for you:

1. Yo mama so funny, she makes jokes about herself.

2. Yo mama so fat, she has to use two chairs at the movies.

3. Yo mama so stupid, she thought the ATM says, "Have a nice day."

4. Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

5. Yo mama so old, she remembers when dial-up was considered high-speed internet.

6. Yo mama so short, she has to stand on a ladder to reach the kitchen counter.

7. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.

8. Yo mama so mean, she makes Gordon Ramsay look like a gentle teddy bear.

9. Yo mama so crazy, she talks to herself... and she argues back!

10. Yo mama so blind, she thought the sun was a giant pizza in the sky.

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