- Why was the ginger kid kicked out of the magic club? Because he pulled a rabbit out of his hat that was bigger than the hat.
- Why do gingers have big feet? So they can run faster if the wind changes.
- What's the difference between a ginger and a carrot? A carrot turns red when you pull it out of the ground.
- Why was the ginger kid sad? Because he only got half a present for Christmas.
- What do you get when you cross a ginger with a vampire? Count Chocula.