What are some Shemp howard quotes?

Here are a few quotes attributed to Shemp Howard, a comedian and actor who was part of the Three Stooges comedy team:

1. "I've got a pain in my head."

2. "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk." (Howard's signature laugh)

3. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

4. "Look up your nostrils. What do you see? Your brains!"

5. "Don't blame me. I'm only the innocent bystander."

6. "I've got a plan, but it's so crazy it might just work."

7. "I've got a hunch that something's going to happen and I don't think I'm going to like it."

8. "I've got a feeling we're going to be in a lot of trouble."

9. "I am not a stoop!"

10. "I've had it up to here with you wise guys!"