1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the other side.
2. What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
- Attire.
3. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
5. What did one wall say to the other wall?
- Meet you at the corner.
6. Why was the math book feeling sad?
- Because it had too many problems.
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
- A stick.
8. Why was the picture sent to prison?
- Because it was framed.
9. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
- I'll see you at the top.
10. What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
- It let out a little wine.