- "Thou art as loathsome as a toad" (Romeo and Juliet)
- "Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood" (King Lear)
- "Thou art a very shallow man, and thou art of a very low esteem" (The Taming of the Shrew)
- "Thou art as thick as a brick" (Hamlet)
- "Thou art as slow as a snail" (As You Like It)
Shakespeare's insults are often clever and witty, and they have been enjoyed by audiences for centuries.