2. Why did the ugly girl go to the party? Because she accidentally got sent a "You're invited" message.
3. What did the ugly duckling say when he looked in the mirror? "Wow, I'm so ugly!"
4. Why did the ugly princess get kidnapped by the dragon? Because the dragon had really bad eyesight.
5. Why did the ugly girl get married? Because she couldn't get a date.
6. What did the ugly girl say to the handsome guy? "I bet you're wondering why I'm talking to you."
7. Why did the ugly girl get a makeover? Because she was tired of being ugly.
8. Why did the ugly guy dye his hair black? Because he wanted to be more attractive.
9. What did the ugly guy say to the beautiful girl? "You're so beautiful, you make me want to puke."
10. Why did the ugly girl join a beauty pageant? To make everyone else feel better about themselves.