* "Thou art as fat as butter."
* "Thou art as dry as a bone."
* "Thou art as lean as a rake."
* "Thou art as pale as death."
* "Thou art as proud as a peacock."
* "Thou art as false as a fox."
* "Thou art as slow as a snail."
* "Thou art as dumb as a stone."
* "Thou art as blind as a bat."
* "Thou art as deaf as an adder."
Shakespearean insults are not meant to be taken literally, but rather as clever and entertaining ways to poke fun at someone or express one's disapproval. They often employ exaggeration, irony, and unexpected juxtapositions to create a memorable and humorous effect.