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What are some funny statuses about the Hunger Games?

Funny Hunger Games Statuses:

General:

* "Just finished reading the Hunger Games. I'm now convinced I'm a tribute and my cat is my sponsor."

* "I'm not saying I'm addicted to the Hunger Games, but I'm pretty sure I can hear the cannons in my sleep."

* "My idea for the Hunger Games: everyone gets a giant marshmallow gun and the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of s'mores."

About the Characters:

* "Peeta is just the kind of guy you'd want as a boyfriend... if he wasn't constantly trying to feed you to the Capitol."

* "Haymitch is basically the "cool uncle" of the Hunger Games, except he's also a drunk."

* "If Katniss ever needs a new weapon, I'm pretty sure she can just use her glare."

About the Games:

* "The Hunger Games: where your biggest concern is whether or not you'll get your sponsor's supplies, or whether you'll get eaten by a giant mutant dog."

* "I'm not sure what's scarier: the Hunger Games themselves or the Capitol's fashion sense."

* "The Hunger Games are basically just "Survivor" with way more death and a lot less coconut."

Bonus:

* "My favorite part of the Hunger Games is when they finally explain what the heck "May the odds be ever in your favor" actually means."

* "Just saw the Hunger Games movie. Now I'm convinced I could totally survive in the arena... if only I could figure out how to make a fire."

Comedy

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