Classic:
* Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Puns:
* I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
* I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Funny Situations:
* I tried to explain to my kids that they need to eat their vegetables. They just looked at me and said, "Why?" I said, "So you can grow up to be strong and healthy." They said, "But we already are strong and healthy!" I didn't know how to respond to that.
* I went to the zoo the other day and saw a sign that said "Elephants - Please do not feed the animals." So I said, "Well, how do you expect them to get fed if we don't feed them?"
Bonus:
* What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Remember, the best dad jokes are the ones that make you groan and then chuckle. So go forth and spread the dad joke love! 😄