2. Why did the rat cross the road? To get to the "cheeser."
3. What did the rat say to the cat? "Fancy a nibble?"
4. Why did the rat get on the scales? To weigh himself "mouser."
5. What do you call a rat that lives in a cheese factory? A cheddar resident!
6. What do you call a rat that's been swimming? Squeaky clean!
7. Why didn't the rat get the job? He lacked whisker experience!
8. What did the rat say when it saw the mousetrap? "Oh, grate!"
9. Why was the rat so popular? He had a squeaky clean personality!
10. What do you call a rat who plays the violin? A squeak maestro!