Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up (Please stand up)
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady,
All you other Slim Shadies are just imitating,
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, please stand up (Ha ha)
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady,
All the other Slim Shadies are just imitating,
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up (Come on, come on),
Please stand up
[Verse 2]
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, will the—what? uh, oh
I meant to say, yo this guy's a fake
Homie don't get it twisted, he ain't got the pistol,
He doesn't know what the f*ck he's doin'
He just like his chain, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, huh, please stand up (Come on, come on)
[Verse 3 -Eminem Speaking]
Come on, come on
This one right here, this is the real Shady,
Ain't none of you other dudes shady
You'll never see this coming
I'm in the back with the mask
I'm the real Slim Shady
(Hey, yo, yo, yo)
Will the real Shady please stand up?
Yes, I'm Slim Shady, yo
I'm the real Shady
All you other Shady's are just imitating, yo
[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady,
All the other Slim Shadies are just imitating,
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, uh (Come on, come on),
Please stand up