I am Henry the Eighth, I am, I am,
I am the King of England, I am, I am.
I have six wives, they all died quick,
I’m the greatest King that ever lived! Yayy!
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Henry VIII, Henry VIII,
He was a right royal pain.
He had six wives, he chopped off their heads,
And now he’s rotting in his grave. Yayy!
Verse 2:
I married Catherine of Aragon, she was my first,
But she couldn’t give me a son, so I had to let her go.
Then I married Anne Boleyn, she was a real hottie,
But she was a bit of a flirt, so I had to chop off her head.
(Chorus)
Henry VIII, Henry VIII,
He was a right royal pain.
He had six wives, he chopped off their heads,
And now he’s rotting in his grave. Yayy!
Verse 3:
Then I married Jane Seymour, she was my third,
And she gave me a son, so I was finally happy.
But then she died in childbirth, so I was sad again.
I married Anne of Cleves, she was my fourth,
But she was ugly, so I sent her back to her father.
(Chorus)
Henry VIII, Henry VIII,
He was a right royal pain.
He had six wives, he chopped off their heads,
And now he’s rotting in his grave. Yayy!
Verse 4:
Then I married Catherine Howard, she was my fifth,
But she cheated on me, so I had to chop off her head.
Then I married Catherine Parr, she was my sixth,
And she was the only one who survived me.
(Chorus)
Henry VIII, Henry VIII,
He was a right royal pain.
He had six wives, he chopped off their heads,
And now he’s rotting in his grave. Yayy!
(Outro)
So that’s the story of Henry VIII,
A right royal pain in the neck.
But he was also a great King,
And he will never be forgotten.