Meet the Flintstones,
They're the modern stone-age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.
When you see the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time,
A dabba-doo time,
We'll have a gay old time.
Flintstone, Fred Flintstone,
He's the king of the backyard barbecue,
His prehistoric feet are ten times faster,
Than any bullet a cop could ever shoe.
Wilma, Wilma Flintstone,
With her prehistoric voice so shrill,
She's the only girl in the world
That Fred would trade for a million.
Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm,
The two little rascals,
In their diapers they're wrapped,
And they bring great joy to Fred and Wilma.
When you see the Flintstones,
Have a yabba-dabba-doo time,
A dabba-doo time,
We'll have a gay old time.