(Verse 1)
I got the runs, I got the runs,
I've got the runs so bad I'm on the run.
I can't stop, I can't slow down,
I think my butt's gonna hit the ground.
(Chorus)
Pepto-Bismol, Pepto-Bismol,
Oh, how I love you, Pepto-Bismol.
You soothe my tummy, you save my day,
Pepto-Bismol, you're the best, I gotta say!
(Verse 2)
I tried everything, from Imodium to Kaopectate,
But nothing worked, I was still a wreck.
Then I remembered Pepto-Bismol,
And I thought, "Hey, why not give it a whirl?"
(Chorus)
Pepto-Bismol, Pepto-Bismol,
Oh, how I love you, Pepto-Bismol.
You soothe my tummy, you save my day,
Pepto-Bismol, you're the best, I gotta say!
(Bridge)
I took a dose of Pepto-Bismol,
And in no time, I was feeling better.
My runs were gone, my tummy was calm,
I was so happy I could've cried.
(Chorus)
Pepto-Bismol, Pepto-Bismol,
Oh, how I love you, Pepto-Bismol.
You soothe my tummy, you save my day,
Pepto-Bismol, you're the best, I gotta say!
(Outro)
So if you've got the runs, don't despair,
Just reach for Pepto-Bismol, it's always there.
It will soothe your tummy and save your day,
Pepto-Bismol is the answer, I gotta say!