(Chorus)
Caveman love,
In the days before pants
We'd club ya and drag ya
Then you'd be our granny's
Caveman love,
Give it a twirl
Ooga-booga, ooga-booga
Then we'd have a nice girl
(Verse 1)
We'd hunt every mammal,
Beat your brains out with a club
Drag you off to our cave
And force you to scrub.
We'd take you home and share you out,
Your family and the dog
We'd give some to our parents,
And your heart to our hog
(Chorus)
Caveman love,
In the days before pants
We'd club ya and drag ya
Then you'd be our granny's
Caveman love,
Give it a twirl
Ooga-booga, ooga-booga
Then we'd have a nice girl
(Bridge)
We did that for generations,
Until we suddenly realised,
That treating people in that way
Just wasn't nice.
So we changed our ways,
We learnt how to be nice
We invented romance
And we gave back the lice.
(Verse 2)
Now when a man meets a woman
It's love or nothing at all
We take them out to dinner
And to the cinema as well
Now we're civilised
We're a bit more gentle,
We still eat hearts,
But just the heart-shaped sweets.