1. Why did the tomato turn red?
- Because it saw the salad dressing.
2. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
- Dam!
3. Why did the student eat his homework?
- Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
4. Why did the math book look so sad?
- Because it had so many problems.
5. Why did the football player get a cold?
- Because he was a fan of the stadium.
6. What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa Claus?
- Claus-trophobic.
7. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
- Do you smell carrots?
8. Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Because it was two tired.
9. What did one wall say to the other wall?
- Meet you at the corner.
10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
- In case he got a hole in one.