Welcome to the love, love simulator
Plug your heart into the cold calculator
Input all the details, all your likes and hates
And it will spit out the love that you create
(Chorus)
Love simulator, run the program night and day
Search through billions, find the algorithm that's right
Love simulator, keep on looping through the code
Until the perfect love match shows
(Verse 2)
Adjust the parameters, change the variables
Find the love that's most compatible
Factor in the physical, the emotional
The intellectual, the spiritual
(Chorus)
Love simulator, run the program night and day
Search through billions, find the algorithm that's right
Love simulator, keep on looping through the code
Until the perfect love match shows
(Verse 3)
Don't be afraid of errors, don't give up on the search
The perfect love is out there somewhere in the virtual world
Keep tweaking the settings, keep running the program
Until love is yours, until your heart is finally calm
(Chorus)
Love simulator, run the program night and day
Search through billions, find the algorithm that's right
Love simulator, keep on looping through the code
Until the perfect love match shows