Frankenguest, Frankenguest
What would you like for lunch
There is a smorgasbord
You won't believe your bunch
(Frankenguest)
Give me this, and give me that
And please throw in some cake
I won't get very fat
Because I just can't take
This kind of food that I detest
I'm such a Frankenguest
I really don't enjoy this mess
(Edwina)
Frankenguest, Frankenguest
What is wrong with you
You haven't had a bite
But maybe now you'll chew?
(Frankenguest)
I hate these lima beans
I hate this chocolate pie
I thought you knew the things
That I would like to try
These foods that you have set before me
Are making me quite ill
I wish that you could get it through
Your not so empty grill
This kind of food that I detest
I'm such a Frankenguest
I really don't enjoy this mess
(Edwina)
Frankenguest, Frankenguest
What are we gonna do?
You seem to be upset
And really really blue
(Frankenguest)
If I had known that you would try
To cook lunch I would have said
I'm not available today
I'd rather be fed
Lead, that is what I'd rather eat
Than having this for meat
It would be really neat
Then I wouldn't have to cheat
This kind of food that I detest
I'm such a Frankenguest
I really don't enjoy this mess