(Verse 1)
Audra Lee, Audra Lee,
She sits in the toilet and eats bread.
Her face is green, her hair is pink,
She drinks some milk and then a stink.
(Chorus)
Audra Lee, Audra Lee,
She's a freak, that's for sure.
She eats bread from the toilet bowl,
And she thinks it's really cool.
(Verse 2)
Audra Lee, Audra Lee,
She's got a pet rat named Fred.
He eats bread from the toilet too,
And he sleeps in the bathtub.
(Chorus)
Audra Lee, Audra Lee,
She's a freak, that's for sure.
She eats bread from the toilet bowl,
And she thinks it's really cool.
(Bridge)
Audra Lee, Audra Lee,
What makes you do this?
Why do you eat bread from the toilet?
Aren't you afraid you'll get sick?
(Chorus)
Audra Lee, Audra Lee,
She's a freak, that's for sure.
She eats bread from the toilet bowl,
And she thinks it's really cool.
(Outro)
Audra Lee, Audra Lee,
You're one of a kind.
Keep on eating bread from the toilet,
And don't let anyone tell you differently.