Cut your hair in a crew cut with short sideburns and a slightly longer top. Slick the top back, fold a khaki bandana into a headband and tie the band around your forehead, making a knot in back. Grow a beard and trim it to a goatee, leaving a thin line running along your jaw and up to your hairline.
Dress in a brown polo shirt and khaki shorts that come to your knees. Leave your shirt untucked. Add a light khaki cargo vest with lots of pockets on the front.
Fold a khaki bandana into thirds and tie it around your forehead, making a knot at the back of your head.
Wear black dress socks and brown work boots.
Accessorize with a black calculator watch, a pair of aviator sunglasses with light brown shades, a fake black pistol and a large coffee can.