- "What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!"
- "Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"
- "Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine."
- "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick."
- "Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts."
- "What type of tree can you carry in your hand? A palm."
- "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
- "How do astronauts organize a company party? They planet."
- "Why are colds bad? Because they make you sound like you have a frog in your throat."
- "What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."