What is a good metaphor to use at steak house?

A steak house is like a comedy show. The waiters and waitresses are like the comedians, the steaks are like the punch lines, and the customers are like the audience. The waiters and waitresses take your order (like taking your jokes) and then they bring you your steak (you laughed). The customers like the steaks (they laughed at the jokes). The waiters and waitresses make the customers happy (the comedians made the audience happy). The steaks are very funny (the jokes are very funny). The waiters and waitresses are the best (the comedians are the best).