Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like PUDDIN' put on my makeup and head out the OLDIES HOME
Walk down the street, walk in slow motion everybody's lookin' at me but I don't care I'M AN OLD LADY!!!
(Chorus)
'Cuz I'm an old lady, I live my life
Got no time to waste, I'm livin' it up
I got my bingo, my walker, and my cane
Don't need a man, I'm doin' my own thing
Don't need no sleep, just need my bingo
My social security, my discount card, and my cane
I'm an old lady, life's too short, so
Take a trip to Walmart, shop till I drop
(Verse 2)
Livin' in my house just me and my CAT playin' with my puzzles that's where it's at
Go to the DOCTOR'S office, waitin' for the NURSE the only one in line 'cuz I got the first!
(Chorus)
'Cuz I'm an old lady, I live my life
Got no time to waste, I'm livin' it up
I got my bingo, my walker, and my cane
Don't need a man, I'm doin' my own thing
Don't need no sleep, just need my bingo
My social security, my discount card, and my cane
I'm an old lady, life's too short, so
Take a trip to Walmart, shop till I drop
(Bridge)
I'm not gonna worry about my WRINKLES or my GRAY HAIR I'm just gonna be me and I don't care
My friends are my FAMILY and they're all I need
We play BINGO together, and laughin' till' we can't breathe.
(Chorus)
'Cuz I'm an old lady, I live my life
Got no time to waste, I'm livin' it up
I got my bingo, my walker, and my cane
Don't need a man, I'm doin' my own thing
Don't need no sleep, just need my bingo
My social security, my discount card, and my cane
I'm an old lady, life's too short, so
Take a trip to Walmart, shop till I drop
(Outro)
I'm an old lady and I'm proud of it I'm livin' my life to the fullest and I don't care what anyone thinks.