Answer: Because he kept finding them in his braces!
2. Why did the braces-wearer get lost in the grocery store?
Answer: Because he couldn't read the signs: "Isle 1," "Isle 2," etc.
3. What did the braces-wearer say to his orthodontist?
Answer: "Can you please loosen up? My smile's feeling a bit too tight!"
4. Why didn't the braces-wearer want to go out with his friends?
Answer: Because he was afraid of getting his braces caught on something and getting stuck!
5. What's the difference between braces and a prison sentence?
Answer: With braces, you know when it's going to end.
6. Why did the braces-wearer get kicked out of the restaurant?
Answer: Because he couldn't stop chewing on the cutlery!