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Monty python and the holy grail God?

Arthur: Ah. Good. And what else shall God need?

Guard: Nothing. Right. Off you go.

Arthur: Nothing?

Guard: Well, nothing very much, you know. A couple of bleeding sheep.

Arthur: Two?

Guard: Yeah.

Arthur: Bloody sheep.

Guard: Yeah.

Arthur: Two. Right... anything else?

Guard: Well, I guess you could throw in a couple of bags of cement as well.

Arthur: Bags of... what?

Guard: Cement.

Arthur: Cement?!

Guard: Oh yeah, great stuff, cement. Makes really good roads when you mix it with water. Strong.

Arthur: Well ... why would he want that?

Guard: Well, you know, there's some great scenery 'round these parts, but what God really lacks is, sort of, a decent infrastructure. You know, like roads, bridges, stuff like that.

Arthur: (sighing) Well, I suppose you know best.

Guard: Yeah. Off you go.

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