1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
3. What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a snowman? A bah-humbug.
4. Why was the snowman sad? He had lost all his buttons.
5. Why did the woman put her winter clothes in the freezer? Because she wanted to chill out.
6. What do you call a group of penguins who go skiing? A waddle of skiers.
7. Why did the snowman get lost? Because he didn't have a map.
8. What do you call a snowman with a knife? A stab in the snow.
9. What do you call a snowman that melts? A puddle.
10. Why was the snowman crying? Because he was having a meltdown.