Why did George W. Bush fail the spelling bee?
He couldn't spell "potato".
What sound does a George W. Bush make when he jumps out of a plane?
Weee!
What's the difference between George W. Bush and a train?
The train doesn't say, "Watch this!" before crashing.
What's the best way to get George W. Bush to answer a multiple choice question?
Give him a coin and tell him to flip it three times.
Why didn't George W. Bush invade Canada?
He heard they were armed with weapons of moose destruction.
What's George W. Bush's favorite song?
"I've Got Friends in Low Places".
Why didn't George W. Bush want to invade North Korea?
He was afraid they had weapons of grass destruction.
What does George W. Bush call a watch?
A timepiece of mass deception.
What does George W. Bush call the secret service?
The people who hide my crayons.
What's George W. Bush's favorite kind of music?
Heavy metal.