They prefer the roo-f!
Why was the kangaroo so sad?
Because his Joey got pouch-ed!
How does a kangaroo measure a mile?
With its hops-o-meter!
Why did the kangaroo miss his flight?
Because he hopped onto the wrong kangaroo route!
Why was the kangaroo so popular at the party?
Because he always had a pouch full of surprises!
Why did the kangaroo get a library card?
To check out some hopping good books!
What did the baby kangaroo say to its mom?
Hoppy Mother’s pouch-day!