1. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
2. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
4. How do you throw a space party? You planet.
5. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
6. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
7. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
8. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
9. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I’ll be there in a minute.
10. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired.
11. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
12. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
13. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
14. What did one hat say to the other hat? Stay on your head!
15. Why did the belt go to the doctor? Because it had a buckle rash.
16. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
17. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam.
18. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
19. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.
20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
21. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems.
22. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
23. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
25. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
26. Why was the math book so sad? Because it was full of problems.
27. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
28. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
29. Why didn’t the skeleton play hide and seek? Because he didn't have any body to hide.
30. What do you call it when a snowman gets a tan? Frostbite.
31. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
32. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
33. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
34. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
35. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
36. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A sinking feeling.
37. Why was the math book feeling blue? Because it was full of problems.
38. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
39. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
40. What do you call a person with no arms or legs in the pool? Bob.
41. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine.
42. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
43. Why didn’t the skeleton play hide and seek? Because he didn't have any body to hide.
44. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
45. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt.
46. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
48. What do you call a person with no arms or legs in the pool? Bob.
49. What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory.
50. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
51. Why was the math book feeling blue? Because it was full of problems.
52. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A sinking feeling.
53. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
54. What do you call a ghost that haunts a construction site? A boo-dozer.
55. Why was the math book so sad? Because it was full of problems.
56. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
57. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
58. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
59. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
60. Why did the math