- Why was the clown sad? Because he lost his contact juggling lenses!
- Where do clowns go to get their hair cut? At the 'do-it-yourself' shop!
- What do clowns call a small piano? A miniature-Steinway!
- Why did the clown get lost? Because he took a one-way street both ways!
- Why did the clown get a haircut? Because he got too many split ends at the circus!