2. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
3. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell.
4. Why was the stadium empty? Because all of the seats were taken.
5. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
6. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
7. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
8. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here; I'll go on a head.