2. Why did Little Timmy get in trouble at school? He was doing his math homework in crayon instead of pencil.
3. What did Little Timmy say when his teacher asked him how the Sun feels to the touch? He replied, “I don’t know. I was never brave enough to touch it!”
4. Why did Little Timmy get lost in the supermarket? He was looking for the aisle that sold alphabet soup.
5. Why did Little Timmy get in trouble at the library? He was checking out too many books—he said he needed them all for his book report.
6. Why did Little Timmy get in trouble at the zoo? He was caught trying to feed the elephants chocolate bars!
7. What did Little Timmy say when his mom told him to be quiet? He said, “I can’t! My voice box is stuck on loud!”