Answer: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
2. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Answer: Because her students were so bright.
3. Why did the student put his teddy bear in the freezer?
Answer: Because he wanted a cool bear.
4. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: Do you want to hear a joke? I can’t graphite.
5. What did the zero say to the eight?
Answer: Nice belt!
6. What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You're pointless.