1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
2. What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
5. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
6. Why was the bicycle so proud? Because it was two-tired.
7. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
8. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I'll see you at the top.
9. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
10. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
12. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
14. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
15. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.