* Why did the blonde throw margarine out the window? She wanted to watch it spread.
* Why was the blonde hiding under the bridge? She wanted to see what the water displacement looked like for a submarine.
* How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One to hold the bulb and four to turn the ladder.
* Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to figure out how they got the fruit in such a small container.
* Why was the blonde standing in front of the freezer holding a map? She was looking for the arctic circle.
* Why did the blonde think her car had been stolen? She left it in the parking lot, but when she got back the other cars had moved.
* Why did the blonde climb up the flagpole? She wanted to see what the other side of the flag looked like.