- What do you call Mario when he’s racing? Go-Mario.
- Why was Mario feeling sad? Because he had toad-ally lost his keys.
- What do you call a fake princess in the Mario universe? A prince-cess.
- Why did the Goomba get lost in the Mushroom Kingdom? He didn't have toad for directions.
- What did Mario say when he saw a Koopa Troopa? "Shell yeah!"
- Why didn’t Mario go to the party? Because he was mushroom for it.
- What did Mario say when he saw a group of boos? "Boo-tiful!"