- Why did the rainforest cross the road?
- To get to the other side!
- What do you get when you cross an orangutan and a parrot?
- A creature that can peel a banana with its toes and tells you which way the wind blows!
- What type of tree can you carry in your hand?
- A palm tree!
- What kind of key will unlock a banana?
- A mon-key!
- Why do hippos sweat?
- To keep their pants from sticking to them!
- What did the baby boa constrictor tell his mom?
- "I'm feeling a little squeezed today!"
- Why was the rainforest feeling blue?
- Because it had the Amazonas blues!
- What did the rainforest say when it saw the new road?
- "I'm being paved!"
- What do you call a kangaroo that can't jump?
- A pouch potato!
- Why did the monkey join the circus?
- Because it wanted to hang out with the cool bananas!