Why did the granny take her pills while standing on her head? Because the directions said to take them after meals.
What do you call a granny who knows karate? A grandmaster.
Why didn't granny get enough cake for her birthday? Because she lit all the candles herself.
What do you call a granny who goes to the movies every day? A popcorn veteran.
Why did granny put her car in the freezer? Because she wanted a cool ride.
What did granny say when she found out her grandson liked rap music? "Rap? My back's been rapping for years!"
What did granny say when she saw her grandson skateboarding? "Hey! Get off your roller coaster and help me with the groceries!"