One-Liners:
* Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
* What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
* What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
* What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Puns:
* I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, I was making too many withdrawals.
* I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
* I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
Short Stories:
* Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
* What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Bonus:
* What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
These are just a few examples. Remember, the best jokes are the ones that make you laugh!