He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He'll tell you what games to avoid
He'll review your favorites with hate
And he'll make you laugh until you soil your pants
(Verse 1)
He's got a collection of games
That would make your head spin
He's got everything from Atari to the newest releases
And he's played them all
(Verse 2)
He's not afraid to speak his mind
He'll tell you exactly what he thinks
Whether it's a good game or a bad game
He'll let you know
(Chorus)
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He's here to tell you the truth
About the games you love to play
And he's not going to sugarcoat it
(Bridge)
He's been doing this for years
And he's still going strong
He's a legend in the gaming community
And he's not going anywhere
(Chorus)
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd
He's here to tell you the truth
About the games you love to play
And he's not going to sugarcoat it
(Outro)
So if you're looking for someone
Who will tell you the truth about video games
Look no further than the Angry Video Game Nerd
He's the only one who will tell you what you really need to know