(to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Hannity,
Who lives up on the Fox with a crew as crazy as can be.
They're always talking 'bout the news and all the things they see,
And they're never afraid to speak their minds, that's for sure, you'll see.
Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity,
He's the man with the plan.
He'll tell you what's going on,
And he'll make you understand.
He's got the facts, he's got the truth,
He's got the inside scoop.
So listen up, America,
And let Sean Hannity cook.
Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity,
He's the man with the plan.
He'll tell you what's going on,
And he'll make you understand.
Now, they got a lotta guests on the show, from left to right,
They talk about the latest news and all the latest fights.
They're always trying to get the truth, and they're never out of sight,
And they're always making sure to keep us all informed.
Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity,
He's the man with the plan.
He'll tell you what's going on,
And he'll make you understand.
He's got the facts, he's got the truth,
He's got the inside scoop.
So listen up, America,
And let Sean Hannity cook.
Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity,
He's the man with the plan.
He'll tell you what's going on,
And he'll make you understand.