(sung to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas)
My true love gave to me
12 days of Sickmas
11 colds a-achooing,
10 fevers a-high
9 doctors a-prescribing
8 nurses a-caring,
7 thermometers under the tongue,
6 bowls of chicken noodle soup,
5 boxes of tissues,
4 bottles of Gatorade,
3 packs of cough drops
2 sick day movies,
And a big bottle of DayQuil.
*(repeat)*