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Lyrics to Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life?

The lyrics to Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life by Bo Burnham are as follows:

They say:

Pray harder, get on your knees

Pray harder, and God might even save your soul, someday

They say:

Pray harder, and God will heal your disease

Pray harder, and maybe all your suffering will cease

But, I am praying for just one chance

To score the winning goal for my high school team

I won't ask you for much, 'cause I know you've got a ton

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

It's the final game of the season

The score is tied

But my team's got the ball, they're driving hard

And they're almost to the goal

I run into the end zone, and get on both knees

And pray:

"Please! Come on! Please!"

And Jesus appears

And boom, he kicks me

Between the goal posts

And the crowd goes wild

And we all rejoice

I get interviewed on the local sports show

And when they ask what it felt like

To be drop kicked through the goal posts by the son of God

I say:

"It was a real kick in the pants"

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

They say:

Pray harder, get on your knees

Pray harder, and God might even save your soul, someday

But I'm praying for just one chance

To score the winning goal for my high school team

I won't ask you for much, 'cause I know you've got a ton

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

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