Horrible histories, horrible histories,
They're the worst stories you've ever heard.
From the Greeks and Romans,
To the Tudors and Stuarts,
They're all here, in all their gory detail.
(Chorus)
Horrible Histories, Horrible Histories,
They're so bad, they're good.
We'll learn about the Black Death,
And the Wars of the Roses,
And all the other horrible stuff that happened in the past.
(Verse 2)
We'll meet Henry VIII,
And his six wives,
And learn about the Gunpowder Plot,
And the Great Fire of London.
We'll travel through time,
And meet all the amazing people,
Who made history so horrible.
(Chorus)
Horrible Histories, Horrible Histories,
They're so bad, they're good.
We'll learn about the Industrial Revolution,
And the World Wars,
And all the other horrible stuff that happened in the past.
(Verse 3)
We'll learn about the Vikings,
And the Mongols,
And the Aztecs,
And all the other brutal people,
Who made history so horrible.
We'll travel through time,
And meet all the amazing people,
Who made history so horrible.
(Chorus)
Horrible Histories, Horrible Histories,
They're so bad, they're good.
We'll learn about the French Revolution,
And the American Revolution,
And all the other horrible stuff that happened in the past.
(Bridge)
We'll learn about the Civil Rights Movement,
And the Vietnam War,
And all the other important events,
That made history so horrible.
(Chorus)
Horrible Histories, Horrible Histories,
They're so bad, they're good.
We'll learn about the Cold War,
And the Space Race,
And all the other amazing things,
That happened in the past.
(Outro)
Horrible Histories, Horrible Histories,
They're so bad, they're good.
We'll learn about the present day,
And all the horrible things,
That are happening right now.