Last week I beat the shit out of an eighth grader
This week I'm fighting the legendary blade master:
You ready BITCH
This time it looks like it may
It may take more than ten thousand punches!
To beat this guy, so let's start!
(Verse 2: Danny Don't Care)
You're so fast when you move
Don't know how you manage it
How it could get any worse
Now the ninja's throwing shurikens
(Outro: Danny Don't Care)
Ultimate ninja warrior showdown on stage!