Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
(Verse 1)
She'd been drinking too much egg nog
And we begged her not to go
But she hopped into her sled and drove off laughing
Like a banshee in the snow
(Chorus)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
(Instrumental Break)
(Verse 2)
A couple hours later she staggered in the door
With a broken leg and black eye
What happened, we cried
Well let's just say I fell out of the sleigh
And the reindeer took me for a one-horse open ride
(Chorus)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
(Ending Chorus)
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and Grandpa we believe
Now we're all spending Christmas Eve
By the fireside keeping warm
Telling tales of Grandma
And that crazy Christmas Eve