I'm gonna tell you a story
About a couple of old men
How did they ever get together?
Nobody really knows
(Chorus)
Grumpier old men, grumpier old men
Growin' old's not for sissies
They don't like their kids anymore
And kids can't stand them
I don't know what they're living for
(Verse 2)
They just sit around and wait
For the sun to rise and set
They're always complaining about the price
Of everything
(Chorus)
Grumpier old men, grumpier old men
Growin' old's not for sissies
They don't like their kids anymore
And kids can't stand them
I don't know what they're living for
(Bridge)
They're getting older and older
And they're getting grumpier and grumpier
I guess that's just the way it goes
(Chorus)
Grumpier old men, grumpier old men
Growin' old's not for sissies
They don't like their kids anymore
And kids can't stand them
I don't know what they're living for