I'm on my way to find out what's going down
When I see something that's slowing me down
A big big big big big toe
I didn't know your big toe could stop a show
I'm standing in the street, I'm so embarrassed
I'm trying not to laugh but it's really hard
The cars are honking, the people are staring
I can't believe this is actually happening
I'm starting to feel really lightheaded
I think I'm going to faint
I close my eyes and take a deep breath
When I open them, the big toe is gone
I'm standing there all alone
I can't believe what just happened
I must have dreamt the whole thing
I'm going crazy, I need to get home
I start walking, but my big toe is still hurting
I limp along, trying not to draw attention to myself
I finally make it home and collapse on my bed
I need to sleep this off
I wake up the next morning, feeling much better
I still can't believe that I saw a big big big big big toe
But at least I know now that it was real
I'm glad it's gone