"Eggnog's gone, oh what fun's left?
Sleigh's broke, I have been bereft.
My horse won't go when it should do
Poor old mare, what would you do, heh?
Don't go out, that horse so slow!
Oh jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Dashing through the snow oh
In a one-horse open sleigh. heh
I got lost, in snow I churned;
Then this town, its tavern spurned.
Now my clothes they smell of drink
How to reach home? What do you think, heh?
Don't go out, that horse so slow!
Oh jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Dashing through the snow oh
In a one-horse open sleigh. heh..."