Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Are you ready to witness the greatest entrance in sports entertainment?
He is the richest wrestler in the world
The Million Dollar Man, Ted Dibiase!
(Verse 1)
With a golden smile and a heart of stone,
Ted Dibiase steps into the zone,
A millionaire by birth, in wealth he dwells,
He won't hesitate to make you sell.
(Chorus)
Million Dollar Man, oh, Million Dollar Man,
He can buy anything he wants with a wave of his hand,
Million Dollar Man, oh, Million Dollar Man,
He'll make you say, "I surrender" with his Million Dollar Slam.
(Verse 2)
He flaunts his riches in the ring,
A symbol of power, an evil thing,
But don't be fooled by his flashy attire,
He's got a cunning mind and a heart full of fire.
(Chorus)
Million Dollar Man, oh, Million Dollar Man,
He can buy anything he wants with a wave of his hand,
Million Dollar Man, oh, Million Dollar Man,
He'll make you say, "I surrender" with his Million Dollar Slam.
(Bridge)
He owns a mansion, a yacht, and a plane,
But all that wealth won't erase the pain,
Of a lost soul that yearns for love,
A man who's trapped in a world above.
(Chorus)
Million Dollar Man, oh, Million Dollar Man,
He can buy anything he wants with a wave of his hand,
Million Dollar Man, oh, Million Dollar Man,
He'll make you say, "I surrender" with his Million Dollar Slam.
(Outro)
So stand aside and let him pass,
The Million Dollar Man, in all his mass,
For with his wealth, he can conquer the world,
And leave you standing there, wishing you were him, boy!